It’s time to walk inside that half-built football on Marietta St erected in honor of young athletes who spent spend their college years earning major cheddar for "educational" institutions, and then pray to Joe Namath that your future son or daughter can be the next Cam Newton.

You can’t pretend to know your ITP if you don’t know what’s in the area (Cascade Springs Nature Preserve, prominent soul food restaurants, golf courses, high schools that produced some of the music industry’s biggest names, etc.) or what SWATS stands for (Southwest Atlanta Too Strong).

Five days a week, just beneath Dark Horse Tavern, you can headbang and belt out one of more than 200 songs, organized in genres ranging from punk to glam metal, with a live house band backing you up.

There’s something about those Georgia Plumes and Hoyas (the flowers currently in bloom, not those wilting college football teams) that’ll make you wanna click your feet together from the sheer joy of being in the middle of some of Atlanta’s most awesome flora.

It’s a great date night, and there're people in tights. According to the FDA, we’re all going to die of diabetes anyway, so you might as well celebrate Atlanta’s thick, syrupy blood by going straight to the heart that feeds the city’s financial arteries.

For extra fun, ask your tour guide what they do in Rahway, New Jersey.

The other part include an emu named Big Lou who lives on the property and the monthly "drum circle" performances.You get two miles per dollar spent at US Restaurants, so you might want to consider giving up cooking for good.It used to be hard to do, unless you got to the bar in time to hear the 10pm bullhorn and order one of only 24 made for the night.No, you had a ridiculously crazy brunch yesterday and need to atone. Take a look at our reminder of a not-so-great history in the form of a giant carving. or just head home and be glad you never had to take part in the Civil War.Either way, you can say you've been to the largest high relief sculpture in the world!