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I have noticed the following dating profile about a month ago, and I decided to post it here with very minor changes, as I consider this the most interesting and overall – the best female online dating profile I have seen so far, or at least one of the very best.

Some would consider this profile to be too negative and opinionated, but I strongly believe that “playing it safe” is not the right way to go when it comes to online dating.

You are much better off speaking your mind, as that will significantly increase your chances of finding a reader who will relate and agree with what you say.

So, here is the profile that I simply had to post here.

London-based comedy writer Aaron Giles, 28, allowed Google's autocomplete feature to fill out his online dating profile with hilarious results.

I started dating in the ’80s and settled down with my husband in the early 1990s.

Needless to say, I never had the opportunity to join the world of computer dating.

So, here goes…Despite being very busy (aren’t we all?Remember: The secret to finding true love is exposing your quirks. She says, "A year and a week ago, I opened an email with my first match from Ok Cupid. Before you write your profile, write a love letter to yourself, a letter about all the ways you love yourself.His profile could have been a quirkyalone archetype. He pulled out his wallet and showed me the illustration of Kirk & Spock he carries with him." 2) The truth about your age and height. If you live in an area where many men are looking for much younger women, are those really the men you want to be with anyway? When you write a love letter to yourself, you'll find all the ways that someone might fall in love with you--because you love you.If I were single now, I think I’d try it at least once. You would not like to date me because I’m never awake, and when I am awake I’m gnawing some treats with all three of my teeth or have my face buried in a bowl of Science Diet Prescription cat food.I think it’d be interesting to see how closely these sites come to finding my “perfect match.” Since that’s not going to happen anytime soon, I’ve started thinking about how funny a dating site for cats would be. If any of this remotely interests you, then you must have a less interesting life than I do, but call me anyway. About the Author: Angie Bailey is an eternal optimist with an adoration of all things silly.

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